The Most Fertile Man in Ireland

Unimpressive 24yearold virgin Eamonn Kris Marshall lives in Belfast with his mother during the Troubles Local girl Mary Malloy Tara ONeil decides that since she has probably slept with every man in town Eamonn should be next on her list He proves to be quite a catch and Mary gets pregnant even though she took precautions A doctor discovers that Eamonn has a very high sperm count and with the birth rate in Ireland decreasing Millicent Bronagh Gallagher decides to hire out Eamonn to women whose husbands have been firing blanks all with the blessing of the local Catholic church which sees it as morally better than artificial means