At long last, the first teaser trailer for Lifetime's unauthorized Britney Spears biopic is upon us, and it's just as bonkers as you'd expect.

The short clip features narration from Spears (played by Aussie actress Kevin Federline (Clayton Chitty), writing around onstage in front of hordes of screaming fans, and smiling and waving to cameras in happier times.

But the moment when she turns on the electric razor is certainly the most memorable, as the singer laments, "Everything's just kind of this blur, you know? Until you hit rock bottom."

Later, a struggling Spears says, "I want to be strong, for my fans. They're what's keeps me going."

Questionable grammar aside, this unauthorized movie has also come under fire for its Justin Timberlake, and the rest of *NSYNC. Nevertheless, we'll totally be tuning in for the inevitable cheesiness.

"Britney Ever After" debuts on Lifetime on February 18.

[via: Lifetime/Twitter]